She likes em with a moustache, race track, season pass


aa disco pants red coat
Jacket: c/o Sheinside
Sequin Top: Missguided
Disco Pants: American Apparel

I wasn't going to put these photos up for two reasons. 1. My thighs seem to have doubled in size and I don't think disco pants are right for me anymore, and 2. I look like I've escaped a variety act at Butlins what with the red coat and sequins.
Ah well, as much as I wish I was a dab hand at photoshop sadly I'm not so my thighs and lack of gap will have to (dis)grace my blog for as long as I have them!
Hope everyone is enjoying their long weekend? Me and Thomas ventured into Milton Keynes yesterday to do a bit o'shopping and it was manic. Pushchairs and families a plenty. We even braved the most impractical of all stores in the history of stores - Hollister. Why is it so dark? I tell no lies when I say I once saw a women rooting around the t shirts wearing a hat with a torch. Madness.
Anyway it was payday for me and after the hideousness of having my brand new (and uninsured) iphone stolen I decided to go for an ipad mini to go alongside the shoddy cheap phone I now have. Any recommendations on apps? So far I just have twitter (@imeloweez if you fancy a stalk) and an addictive game where you ride a motorbike up and down hills.

33 comments

  1. I took a set of photos the other day and my legs looked like fat little sausages... needless to say it put me in a bad mood for the rest of the day. HOWEVER, I think your legs look wunderbar, I'll happily trade you xxx

    p.s the 'Butlins' jacket is a winner x

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  2. You look amazing, and your hips and thighs look increds I don't know what you're talking about??!?!?!?!
    I feel like a bit of a chunky monkey in my disco pants at the mo tho D: they're one of the worst to take pictures of!!

    Hope you're good pretty lady!
    Shabna xxx

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  3. you look absolutely lovely, so don't worry! you're the only one who thinks about your thighs/hips like that, haha:-) anyway, i love the jacket and the top! x

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  4. You look gorgeous, the jacket is such a nice colour! x

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  5. I love Bowling for Soup, so much so that I need to point out that there is no comma between racetrack and season pass ;)

    You look lovely, the top is especially cute!

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  6. I always think you look amazing in disco pants lovely, whenever I read your blog I'm always so desperate to order some but I just can't afford them atm! I love them with the glittery top :)
    Love Holly x

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  7. you look lovely and not in the slightest bit butlins :)
    xx

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  8. I think your legs look great! Love the top!


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  9. I love your sequin top x

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  10. you look lovely, always love abit of sparkle! a woman with a torch in Hollister - now that is a sight to see! xo

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  11. I think your bod looks super Eloise! You've genuinely got a super figure lady!!! Haha I agree with the Hollister comment - it creeps me out a bit, the atmosphere is a bit odd!
    xx

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  12. i love the combo of the red and sequins. very chic.:)

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  13. pfft girl, your legs are AMAZING! x

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  14. cute outfit, hope you enjoy your ipad mini! :)

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    B xxx

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  15. Oh know you got your phone stolen? Thats terrible! Well at least you have an ipad mini, I'm obsessed with mine! Such a cute look, loving that fun top!

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  16. you look fab lady!! I love the Butlins look, you look gorgeous :) xx

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  17. I love your coat! So nice! Looks like everyone has shopping on their mind this bank holiday, it's so busy everywhere haha.

    Jessica xo
    runawayflame.blogspot.co.uk

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  18. What a gorgeous outfit! Very jealous of your American Apparel disco pants, I'm currently searching for a good dupe haha.

    Helen at http://uhhelsyeah.blogspot.co.uk

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  19. Girrrrrrrl, you have an uh-mazing figure. Loving the sequins!

    Tara
    www.thestylerawr.com
    xoxo

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  20. your legs look rather lovely to me! Wouldn't get those trousers above my ankles xx

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  21. You look beautiful! I really need to get some of those disco pants they look lovely on you! x

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  22. I love the sequin top is gorgeous!!

    I'm now following you on bloglovin :)

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  23. You look amazing lovely, shh... you've got fantastic legs! love the sequins! :)

    x

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  24. Love this outfit! I'm now following you :)

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  25. Really cool blog ;)

    Can you visit the mine? :D

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  26. I love that sequinned top and you and your legs are lovely (perv) wish I had your lovely figure!

    Maria xxx

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  27. your jacket is so cute :) you look so pretty in these photos too!

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  28. I absolutely love this jacket! You don't look likeyour from Butlins hahaha, you look lovely :) xxx

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  29. your blog is so cooool!!


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    luke x

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  30. The red really suits you and your hair, pretty :-)

    I can't believe how much of a "thing" it's becoming to have a big gap between your thighs... my boyfriend is absolutely mystified by this new concept. Can't get his head around the appeal, lol. I'm personally not gonna starve myself for it, have to say!

    Hollister drives me mad... I come out of there feeling like I should have just been drinking or something, banging tunes and low lights = new way to shop? Hmm.

    Dayner x mozzypop.com

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